Revenge of an Ugly Website

"Frankly, it's technically weird and ugly."Although nohappens.The website connects to the audience.In this
one can say exactly what it looks like when acase, the premise of Burny's story connected to the
website is weird and ugly, a web designer actuallyaudience. And it turned out that they wanted
e-mailed 23-year old artist Burny Madden with anmore.You never really appreciate a story until you
offer to "beautify his website technically."Indeed, inenter the door of a character's head and walk around
the Internet - where the word "techie" isin it. But Burny's original website was a beautiful door
synonymous to godling, and the word "newbie" isthat opened up to nothing!The Power of a StorySo
almost an insult - a "technically cool" website seemsBurny and Nona said goodbye to the techie beauty
inevitable. Whether a Flash eye-candy website withand built a simple HTML website. No cool effects. It
animated buttons, titles, images, streaming video,only uses Burny's original artworks to illustrate the
cinematic sound effects, pop-ups, and techie coolstory. The only thing that moves in it is the visitor's
what-have-yous is visually distracting is beside thecursor.In this new website, they continue telling the
point. Never mind what you've heard about beauty instory, revealing that while Burny's mother insists that
simplicity. In cyberspace, techie cool is what'shis burning condition is a symptom of demonic
beautiful.A Burning Man's Weird and Uglypossession, his stepfather is forcing him to burn and
WebsiteBurny and his best friend Nona have built aheal others for a huge fee.Because of this revolting
website to tell his life story to the world. Burny isdevelopment, Nona has decided to launch an online
afflicted with a mysterious chronic burning diseasecampaign to save Burny from burning to death.Nona's
that causes parts of his body to ignite at random.message connected to people all over the world.The
Burn scars constellate his body. He walks with a limp.website generated five times more hits in just one
He is too mortified to be with people. Some even callmonth than what the old Flash website made for an
him a freak. Then he discovers that the flames killingentire year. This time, people are coming back to the
him little by little have miraculous healing powers. Hiswebsite several times a week. They are sending
life has never been the same again, especially afterBurny and Nona e-mails. Some of them post
going online.But now Burny and Nona feel that if amessages on the blogs.And a lot of them are now
website is called weird and ugly; it probably looks abuying Burning Man stuff!A Site of SecretsIt's almost
lot like their website.It certainly feels that way whena real success story, except for the fact that Burny
people say the website will have tremendousand Nona are not real persons. They are just
potential if they show a short animated featurecharacters from the illustrated online novel and
about the story. It certainly feels that way whenscreenplay "BURNY" by Gil De Palma. He put them
they receive e-mails asking in so many ways whyonline to help him develop their characters and write
the site is "sooo static." And it certainly feels thatthe story.But people react like they're real persons
way when they read this message from a returningjust the same. Some are even too happy to receive
site visitor: "Hey, no offense guys, but I think youra personal e-mail (not auto-responder generated)
old Flash website looks a lot better than this deadfrom fictional characters. The whole situation has
mind-numbing stuff."They Built It, They Came, andbecome like an uncanny experience that gets people
They Left ForeverIt is an offshoot of an originalhooked on the website. A secret they must
fancy Flash website, their newbie attempt at beingkeep.Now it seems like Burny and Nona have
webbies. It was an absolute "techie beauty."developed a life of their own. They even have their
Cinematic intro. Scrolling text. An array of movingown online friends.Burny and Nona still do not know
thingies. Even an animated page-turner. All this plusthat they are just fictional characters. They are still
some Hollywood-style effects. It gave that peculiarrunning the website, posting new content, reading
feeling of watching a mystery movie.But where's theand answering e-mails. If you visit the website and
rest of the story? That was the question of mostclick the "author" button, you will understand
site visitors.Burny and Nona intended to tell thewhy.Accidental Viral MarketingGil De Palma passed on
Burny's story in that website. Trouble is, theNona's blog letter to a few friends who got so
animated page-turner limited them to a maximum ofamused by it - they passed it on to others. Without
sixteen pages - about 106 pages short of the site'sreally trying, it became a form of word-of-mouth
designed content.Their first website became someadvertising via e-mail, going around the world in a
kind of an unfinished visual treat that people wouldmatter of seconds. The website got over 50,000 hits
visit once or twice at the most, and then neverthe next day!So if you receive Nona's letter from
again. Adding more animated effects served like asomeone you know, he or she probably got this
one time adrenaline boost for the site, that's all.forwarded e-mail from a friend or colleague or even
Requesting those who purchased the ebook toa family member who also got it from someone,
recommend it to others led some people to accusewho also...well, you know.People have a subconscious
them of spamming. They even tried usingdesire to communicate about things that have no
sophisticated linking software to increase itsrelevance to their primary needs for existence. The
exposure to no avail. Webmasters would visit, buturge to tell others about Burny's predicament is
only a handful would link to it. Their website trafficactually working for the website.Content is KingA
seemed to trudge to a dreary drumbeat -techie beauty is not a bad idea at all. Stretching one's
one...two...bye. They built it and they came, and theyimagination to push technology far beyond its
left forever.Connection is the KeyIt took an unusualcomfort zone to create the coolest visually stunning
degree of humility for them to accept that the techiewebsites in cyberspace can certainly bring a big thrill
beauty they were so proud of did not actually workto the senses. But they will only work if they fulfill
for them. After all, it revealed to them the extent tothe primary mandate of a website - to connect to
which people responded to the website's story morethe audience.Burny and Nona are doing it with a
than its looks.They discovered that althoughsimple interactive story. Their website may be weird
head-turning imagery and special effects raise weband ugly, but it might as well be its own revenge for
design to a higher level, they will only work if theybeing so."You've got great content," the persistent
are built on a good concept. The cool stuff is in theweb designer said in his recent e-mail to Burny, "even
content. When an idea translates into a compellingI keep on coming back to know what happens next.
content with which audiences can relate, it causesIt's a shame that you didn't give its overall design
them to hook up psychologically to the website.much thought."Burny did not hire him.Gil De Palma is a
When it makes an emotional bond by showing peoplewriter, artist, filmmaker, and CEO of Palmagick
an idea or experience they've had, an idea orEntertainment. He is the author of the illustrated
experience they'd like to have, or the informationonline novel and screenplay "BURNY" and the creator
they've been looking for, real cool content stuffof the superhero pack TAEKWONDOGGS.