| It warms the cockles of my heart to know
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| | Anthropological Department, and asked him
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| that in this great country of ours any
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| | to conduct a little survey of his own.
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| little boy can grow up to be a president
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| | (You may remember Dr. Jing as the
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| who can't keep his line item veto in his
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| | inventor of the much-maligned, sponge
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| pants.When the news broke that President
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| | toilet seat in the late seventies.)
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| Bill Clinton had been accused of having
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| | Always willing to do his part for science
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| "an improper sexual relationship" with a
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| | and an old drinking buddy, Dr. Jing
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| 21-year old White House intern named
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| | surveyed 12 coeds who attend his freshman
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| Monica Lewinsky, and that he supposedly
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| | Apolitical Ethics class, 4 lunchroom
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| asked her to lie to cover up the affair,
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| | ladies he found unloading a dog food
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| I didn't quite know what to think. So, as
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| | truck out back of the cafeteria, and 3
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| I usually do in times of quandary, I let
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| | female colleagues who were smoking
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| the little voices in my head fight it
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| | Virginia Slims cigarettes and drinking
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| out.The voting Republican in me did a
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| | International Coffee in the teacher's
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| little dance and said, "Aha, we've got
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| | lounge. Dr. Jing asked these women a
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| him now! Slick Willy is going down!
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| | series of carefully-researched questions
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| Somebody get Ronald Reagan on the
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| | concerning the allegations against the
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| phone!"The pragmatist in me (he's the
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| | President. Of the women surveyed:89%
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| serious looking one with no friends)
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| | believe Clinton is guilty of sexual
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| said, "Now hold on a minute, you guys.
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| | misconduct, but if he promises to never
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| Let's not pass judgement until we have
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| | play the saxophone again, they will
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| all the facts. Don't forget what we did
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| | forgive him.
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| to Michael Jackson and poor Tonya
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| | 53% found Bill Clinton sexually
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| Harding!"The Aaron Spelling in me said,
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| | appealing in a "used car salesman sort of
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| "What an evil vixen this Monica Lewinsky
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| | way."
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| must be! She probably concocted the whole
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| | 71% think the only woman in Washington
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| ugly story because President Clinton,
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| | Clinton isn't sleeping with is his wife.
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| being the champion of morality that he
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| | And 99% said that if Bill Clinton did
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| is, spurned her sleazy attempts at
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| | have sex with a woman other than his wife
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| seduction. What a feather in her Gucci
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| | and did ask her to lie to cover his
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| cap that would have been, seducing the
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| | behind, his behavior is not surprising
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| President of the United States! I'm
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| | because it was... typically male. Damn.
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| surprised she didn't try to sing at his
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| | As a man who has painted himself into
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| birthday party!"And that little part of
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| | more corners than Wile E. Coyote, here's
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| me which is a member in good standing of
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| | my advice for Bill Clinton: Interrupt the
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| the "I'm A Guy So Sue Me Club" said,
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| | last episode of Seinfeld with a live,
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| "Why, Bill Clinton, you old son of a
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| | televised press conference, then step up
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| gun..."What I find surprising about these
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| | to the microphone and say: "Okay,
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| allegations is that the focus is not on
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| | America, you got me. I admit it. I had
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| whether there was an improper sexual
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| | sex with Gennifer Flowers and Monica
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| relationship, but on whether Billy Boy
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| | Lewinsky and I asked them both to lie
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| told Miss Monica to lie about it if
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| | about it. And I tried to have sex with
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| questioned. Telling her to lie under oath
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| | Paula Jones, but her nose kept getting in
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| could lead to charges of obstruction of
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| | the way! So now that you know the truth,
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| justice and perjury, offenses punishable
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| | America, I say to you, 'So what?' You
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| by fines, imprisonment, and forced
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| | want to impeach me? You want me to step
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| exposure to Janet Reno's Panama City
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| | down? Well, before you do, let me say
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| vacation video.In other words, it's okay
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| | just two words: Al Gore.""Mr. President!
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| to have sex with someone other than your
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| | Mr. President! Sam Donaldson, ABC
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| spouse, just don't lie about it if an
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| | News!""Hold your water, Sam. I'm not
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| independent counsel happens to stop by
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| | answering any questions tonight. I'm
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| with a six pack of beer and a briefcase
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| | already late for quarter beer and wings
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| full of subpoenas.A recent network news
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| | night at Hooter's and after that I'm
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| poll showed that 58% of women surveyed
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| | being made an honorary member of the
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| felt that, even if the sexual allegations
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| | Kennedy family. So good night, all, and
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| against Clinton are true, it has no
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| | God bless America."Perhaps Secretary of
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| bearing on his ability to run this
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| | Defense William Cohen put it up best when
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| country. The respondents called Clinton's
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| | he told Larry King: "I would have to say
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| behavior, "typically male," which means:
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| | he (Clinton) is one of the smartest
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| he's a man, that's what they do. I'm
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| | people I've ever met. His grasp of
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| personally insulted by such
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| | complex situations is incredible. He
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| generalizations because I know the
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| | stays on top of everything. I like a
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| typical male couldn't get himself
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| | hands-on president."Don't we all, Mr.
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| embroiled in a sex scandal with a 21-year
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| | Cohen. Don't we all.From "Small Business
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| old woman if he tried! Uh, so I
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| | Q&A" With Tim Knox
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| hear.Having lost all faith in the network
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| | Tim Knox is a nationally-known
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| news polls, I contacted my old friend and
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| | entrepreneur, author, speaker, and radio
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| mentor, Dr. Beechwood A. Jing, Professor
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| | show host.
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| Emiritis at the South Hampton Institute
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| | Tim has helped hundreds of entrepreneurs
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| of Technology's Hammond-Eggar
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| | realize their business dreams.
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