Home Theater Ugly Secrets Revealed - Secrets #8, 9 and 10

Secret 8: YOU MAY NOT SEE A PICTURE AT ITSCLEAR on what the warranty covers or
BEST.What you should do about it:Depends on howdoesn't.Mosquito noise.Not buzzing. It's a swirling that
deeply you want to crawl into this.Warning!This islooks like tiny bugs flying around. You'll see it - if you
technical but I'll simplify. Each piece of electronics - ado - in saturated colors.Screen Door Effect.
display device (Hi-Def, digital television) has its ownIt looks like looking through a screen door into your
way of showing the picture, involving a fixed numberpicture. (Especially - to my eye - on Plasma sets.) It's
of pixels (picture pieces). This isn't the same for allbecause of how the set is built (you are actually
sets. It isn't the necessarily same for DVD players,seeing the holes or spaces between picture
converters, or whatever else you plug in to see aelements). Manufacturers are aware of this and doing
picture. So somewhere the data is converted. ALLall they can to fix or mitigate it.Blocking.The picture
CONVERSION SCHEMES ARE NOT EQUAL. THEREbreaks up into little (or bigger!) blocks. This is horrible
MAY BE LOSSES of resolution, or clarity. There mayto see unless you love modern art. It'll be seen in
be what they call artifacts.moving pictures of detail. This is the worst
And here's a thrill: The TV stations don't have to usesin.Rainbows.Certain people see a rainbow effect in
all their new digital bandwidth to broadcast in fullcertain DLP (Digital Light Projector) sets. You might
high-definition. For example, rather than being limitednotice it if you look slightly away from the screen.
to providing one analog programming channel, aIt's caused by the way the DLPs work. Some are
broadcaster will be able to provide a super sharpbetter at this than others. There's no pot of gold at
"high definition" (HDTV) program or multiple "standardthe end, either.Pixel failure.Since there are so many
definition" DTV programs simultaneously. Providingelements (pixels) to a picture, one or more can fail.
several program streams on one broadcast channel isTHE WARRANTY MIGHT STATE that a certain
called "multicasting." The number of programs anumber of failures is okay with them and may even
station can send on one digital channel depends onbe expected. IF you saw it you'd only notice it up
the level of picture detail, also known as "resolution,"close (see section on where to sit in relation to
desired in each programming stream. DTV canscreen - you shouldn't BE that close. One or more
provide interactive video and data services that aremight also stay lit permanently. That'll be more
not possible with "analog" technology. They may useobvious, a tiny, tiny red in a black scene, for example.
some of it for something else that makes themThere may be millions of these dots on your screen,
more money. They - or the satellite channels - can, into give you a sense of scale. This isn't the end of
effect, send a degraded picture alongside anotherthe world.Secret #10: SPEAKERS NEVER SOUND THE
new channel of degraded picture. There's nothing youWAY THEY DO IN THE STORE. What you should do
can do about this. Nice.Secret #9:about it:Just know it. There's little you can do. (But in
ARTIFACTS.Important background on nastythe audio section of I'll tell you all about how to get
artifacts:Warning:Like a pimple on a teen, after theythe best out of your sound.)Why? It has to do with
see it, that's ALL they see. If you want to live inthe acoustics of the room in which you listen. Each
denial, skip ahead to Number 10. And these aren'troom makes the same speakers sound differently.
REALLY secrets, because you can see them, butSometimes better, sometimes worse. You could buy
you might not notice right away.What you should doa subwoofer and bring it home and HEAR NO BASS
about it:Decide which you can live with and which youwhere you sit. But this will be covered in the audio
can't. It will drive you crazy if you let it. Or spend asection. Along with what you can do about it.There.
fortune to get the latest technology that might haveNow you know 3 more Ugly Home Theater secrets.
it fixed. Or just ignore it. Life isn't perfect. Be VERY